The good news is that when I take a dump, I take a DUMP! My record is a 21' turd - no shit! (Pardon the pun.) The bad news is that I've got to get the timing just right. I don't feel constipated or bloated, so I figure my body knows when it has to go and I don't worry about it. The way my body works, I don't shit daily sometimes, I can go a few days without taking a dump. We exchanged letters and photos and decided to meet at a motel between us.
